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Yama-taka-no-tyo-to-fushime-so-yama-to-fushime-yo-na-ka!
As usual, we're running out of memories.
- Yeah, we're out of them. - I'm scared.
You look like you're about to break something.
Apparently, in this world, when you're drunk, you unconsciously bite someone.
- Oh, I see. - Unconsciously.
I don't really know about that,
but I'd like to take this opportunity and make it happen.
- So I'd like you all to watch this. - There's not much of that.
- So you're saying there's no such thing? - No, not at all.
- There isn't? - No, not at all.
- Huh? - Huh?
So, the other day, I was drinking while I was solving a riddle.
At that time, Mushi-san was drunk for some reason, and...
- It's not for some reason! - Oh, it's me!
You're the one who was drunk and you're saying this big thing?
What are you talking about?
- If you say that about me, it's not funny at all. - Yeah, you can't say that about me.
- I can't tell what's on your face. - I know what you're talking about.
If you think I'm drunk just because of that, I'm saying it because it's embarrassing,
- but behind the camera, Sugi-da was drinking. - Oh, yeah!
- It was crazy! - It was crazy!
- He was drinking like crazy. - It was crazy.
He was drinking a lot of wine and champagne,
- and he was doing it in a way Sugi-da likes. - Yeah!
- It's embarrassing. - It's embarrassing.
- You like drinking, don't you? - Yeah.
So, he was drinking and getting drunk, and when he was about to leave,
Mushi-san gave him three drinks and said,
Please buy me Sugi-da with this!
- And he asked for a lot of Sugi-da. - I didn't say that!
- That's really cool. - It's embarrassing!
Let's ask Sugi-da.
There's a rumor that Mushi-san gave him three drinks and said, "Please buy me Sugi-da with this!"
What do you think about that?
I know.
I'll arrest you.
Hey, bring me the one you had!
After everyone went home,
I'll give you 30,000 yen.
I don't need you to catch me, so this is too gross.
I'll bring it.
It's funny.
There is.
This is what I want to do.
It's funny.
I don't know if it's funny or not.
That's right.
That's good.
But you're doing it properly.
You're doing it well.
Oh, this is what I might have bought when I went to Sugi-da the other day.
Mushi-san said he wanted this, so this is probably what Mushi-san wants.
Oh, I see.
I bought what I really wanted.
But I'm glad you bought it.
That's already cheap.
I chose this one.
It's not that expensive. It's about 1,600 yen.
How about you, Kony?
No, it's less than 20,000 yen.
I said I didn't need you to catch me, so I bought this one.
Oh, you don't need me to catch you at all?
That's right.
Work properly!
It's very helpful for you to say that.
I'm sorry, but I'll give it back to you.
That's right.
I'm glad you said you'd give it to me.
That's right.
I'm glad you said you'd buy it for me.
Three bottles of sake might be too heavy.
But thank you for buying me this much.
Buy it properly and leave the rest for me.
That's right.
That's good.
It's refreshing.
It's a new tone.
That's right.
I don't remember paying for it, so I'm lucky.
It's free.
This is 50,000 yen, right?
I'll show you everything.
I'll drink this now.
That's great.
So, for those of you who don't have it this time...
Mushi-san, I have something like this.
How is it? Don't you want it?
Ask me questions like that.
Okay.
If I say, "I want it! Buy it for me!"
I'll buy it for you.
I see.
However, as you know, it's a popular song and it's buggy.
I'm afraid my car will be stolen.
So this time, please decide the upper limit.
I'm sorry, but I'll pay you up to one million yen.
That's a lot of money.
Are you prepared to buy anything for one million yen?
So I allow it.
You don't have to waste your money on me.
I'll pay you up to one million yen.
You say "me" and "me", but who's next to you?
Who's next to me?
Since you're kind-hearted, I'll do the same thing for you.
I'll probably buy a ball, too.
What's your upper limit?
It's already one million yen.
A ball is also one million yen.
I'm not forcing you to do this.
I'm not forcing you at all.
When you say "will you do it with me?", I say "yes".
From now on, I'm going to show you how I work and have fun on Friday's video.
I'll do it at a high pace.
After that, I'll continue to work hard on sub-channel.
If you think it's done, I'll leave it to you.
I'm sure you'll calm down.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm looking forward to it.
Are you doing this?
Yes.
Okay, let's do it.
Oh, I was waiting for you.
As a result of that, the two of us went to the bathroom.
Okay!
Everyone is getting drunk nicely.
That's right.
But we won't sober up from now on.
That's right.
And we'll keep drinking.
We'll keep drinking.
It's a big difference, isn't it?
Your face and eyes are different.
We don't really...
We can't sober up, can we?
We're shooting a channel that makes you sober up.
Channel...
We were making new videos.
Videos, right?
We're going to a phase where we can sober up.
Yes.
Please put it on your belly.
We'll keep drinking.
Please enjoy it.
Where do you want to go?
Ramen.
Shall we go to ramen?
I want to go to ramen.
No, no, no.
That's too young.
Well, shall we go?
Is it really okay?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
We'll go this way, too.
We can drink it all.
No, we can't.
It's only 1 o'clock.
I was told to sit down, so I'm sitting.
Yes.
Thank you for your time.
It was a pleasant meeting.
I think we're the ones who are exchanged.
That's right.
What do you two feel like?
Well, this is how the official video is running, so I'm sure you'd rather say "I don't remember at all."
But I don't remember at all.
I didn't remember at all.
That's amazing!
Really?
I don't remember at all.
By the way, you two bought something, didn't you?
Well, we bought a lot of things.
It's not zero.
I'm sorry it's 160,000 yen.
I bought a really big one and I'm like that.
I don't need it!
I bought a different one from you.
It's completely different.
I was recommending this and that.
That's our decision.
I'm going to have you bring something now, but I'll keep the price a secret for now.
That's right.
Which one did you buy?
The moment you see it, you'll remember it.
That's right.
I may have seen this before.
Then I'll bring you the first one.
As expected of us, we don't buy things that are too stupid.
We buy things that make us happy.
Why did you choose it yourself in the end?
Well, please.
You ate this, didn't you?
Am I buying it? I feel like I'm getting greedy.
But in the previous video, I think I said "this is delicious" once.
And I've been buying this at home for a while now.
So you're not buying it?
I'm not buying it. I don't think I'll buy it.
If you buy a tatami mat like this...
Don't open it!
I don't want it!
Which one did you like better?
I don't know!
Tadani-yoshi, right?
You ate it all up!
Tadani-yoshi!
It would be nice if we had more for home!
If you like it at home, we will give you two of them.
If you like it better at home, we will give you two of them.
We will give you two of them.
The one with less will lose!
20,000 yen!
The staff gave me too much of it and I was angry, so I took it out.
What is this?
If you don't have anything else, you'll end up with Lee-san, so I'll share it with you properly and say, "Well, this is a bit of a waste."
You're making me buy food.
I can't say it.
I don't know where it ends.
I don't think it will continue.
Next, if you have it, please bring it.
I'm scared.
I'm scared. What is this?
You know which one you bought, don't you?
Isn't it a little...
I've been doing this all along.
It's a certificate.
I have to deliver it, don't I?
It's in the registration form.
It's here.
This is also me.
I feel like it's me.
Let's open it up.
Can I open it up?
It's a real sword.
It's dangerous.
It's cool.
It's really something that can make people do it properly.
This is a proper work of art.
That's right.
If you bought it, decorate it at home and make sure you do it properly.
Now, which of you bought it?
It's me.
I remember talking to Tetsuya about this.
When we first met.
I think that's why I came to buy it.
You were happy, weren't you?
You want to do it yourself, don't you?
You want to show it to me yourself.
This is it, but what do you think?
That's why you bought it.
That's right.
The person in charge of this is...
Mr. Mushi!
Mr. Mushi is in charge of buying this.
The price is...
How about this?
It's amazing.
It's long.
If you don't like it, we'll end it.
Let's go buy it.
Let's go.
What will you do?
I don't like it.
Let's go.
Good night until you dream!
Hello.
There are some things that you should not do when you dream.
What are they?
This is it.
Yes!
The strongest one is here!
It's perfect for your body shape.
I'm serious.
Can I decorate it?
Yes, you can.
Do you want it or not?
I really want it.
You're cute.
I'll buy it for you.
I really want it.
Are you kidding me?
You let your guard down.
It's not me, is it?
Why? Yumemaru, answer me!
Yumemaru, answer me!
What was it?
I don't know.
You can say no or yes.
You don't need it.
It's not a big deal.
You can decorate it.
You can like it now.
It's worth it as a work of art.
I'm scared.
(It's not a work of art.)
Put it on the desk.
It's a band-aid!
It's not a band-aid.
It's amazing.
It's a box.
Please touch it.
What is it?
It's a test tube!
It's so cool!
The handle is leather!
It's so cool!
If I bought it myself, I would hate it.
I don't need it.
It's a dream come true.
Who bought this Fendi Jenga?
You're mad at me now, aren't you?
Everyone, drink up!
Fendi's Jenga is handsome, isn't it?
It's ridiculous to have Fendi.
Wouldn't it be funny if Jenga turned to Fendi?
It's so funny!
There really is this kind of coffee house.
We took Jenga out of Jenga for a drinking party.
It's so funny!
What should we do with it?
Let's go and drink it!
Who said "cheers" and "chopsticks" at the same time?
"chopsticks" and "chopsticks"
Can I say it without aiming for it?
Yes, you can.
I don't know who wants to toast.
Let's toast!
Let's toast, Mustan!
We're toasting!
I'm glad it was a live show!
If you get drunk, you'll buy it!
I'm jealous of myself.
I'm jealous of you!
Tommy, Iwashi, Tanto, Jenga?
You're good at buying things.
Shall we decorate it?
Don't forget it!
No, I'll put it in a nasty room.
If you get drunk, you'll use normal Jenga stars.
Where did you go?
There's more.
There's not much more, is there?
Can you see it with your eyes closed?
It's not like I have my eyes open.
It's fun.
Wait a minute.
Get ready in front of you.
Please open your eyes!
It's big.
It's definitely a balloon game.
What is this?
It's ridiculous!
I bought two of them.
Two things that inflate in the air.
I don't know what's going to inflate.
The first one is this!
It's slippery.
The second one is this!
I haven't done anything like this in a while.
This is amazing.
This is me!
I bought this because...
On the contrary, if you regret that you didn't have memories with your children in the future, you don't like it, do you?
Yeah, I don't like it.
That's why you can do it because you know it.
I can't do it with my children.
Wow, that's great!
It would be great if we had a swing.
Swing!
What are you talking about?
My daughter will be happy.
Wouldn't it be great if we could ride it together?
I want to see it once and for all.
Isn't there a smaller swing?
Isn't it in the jungle?
There's a jungle gym, too.
I can't put it in the garden.
I know!
It's related to the place.
A trampoline made of vinyl.
Wow!
I want it!
Do you want it?
But it's big.
This is a swing.
It's big.
It's small, isn't it?
It's surprisingly big.
It's a good size.
Let's buy it.
If you have something, you can swing it.
I'll buy it for you.
And if you have something like a swing, let's make it a set.
Let's make it like a trampoline.
The swing is good.
It's really good.
It's expensive.
It's good.
Is it good?
Is it all good?
No, it's good.
Anything is good.
Where can I buy it?
You can buy it at a park, can't you?
I wanted to show you guys how we did it, but it was a little too difficult, so we ended up doing it on our own.
Like in One Park, we were like, "Hey guys, let's play!" and we were like, "Sure, go ahead and do it on your own."
Help me out here.
You're a good guy, aren't you?
Okay, Yumemaru-san.
I don't like this!
Oh, it's not coming off.
It's coming off.
It's coming off?
It's coming off.
It's coming off!
It's coming off.
We're ready.
Yes.
Now, please open your eyes!
One, two...
Oh, no, oh, no...
Oh, no!
The one who bought this is...
It's not me!
I was worried about you.
I'm more erotic than you are.
That's not what I meant!
You're a genius!
Here you go, Yumewaru-san!
I'm about to go home because of this mic.
I'm going to be really excited when I get this out and I'm going to take it.
I feel like you're really excited about it.
I like it!
Isn't my logo big?!
It's kind of big, isn't it?
Make it smaller!
Can you say it for me?
Is there more?!
I don't know if there is or not, but I don't know.
But we might be able to bring it to the studio.
That's a relief.
What would you do if you couldn't bring it?
I'm curious.
It's like my voice is coming out of my nose.
Huh? Where? Shade! Shade!
It's a shade!
It's no good.
Give it up for him!
One, two...
Cute...
No...
It's not like a great work of art, but it's just big...
It's like a Thai moai book.
It's a little messy...
Yeah, I put it under the entrance of a souvenir shop.
This was the time.
Yes, it was time consuming.
I didn't like this time.
It was the time we've been waiting for.
It's like we've crossed the sea.
Is that so?
From Easter...
Is this it?
There's no "ick" now, is there?
There was "ick" here.
What should we do with this?
If you bought this...
It's not me! It's not me!
It's you, isn't it?
It's not me! It's you!
And with that...
Yes!
You bought it for 300,000 yen
and we were happy that you liked it
To be honest, I don't know if it's worth it
It's worth it!
But you spent almost 100,000 yen
I don't know yet
Let's lower our guard
We'll tell you the price starting from the bottom
First, 70,000 yen
This is Tamiyoshi
70,000
70,000 is the lowest
Okay
Next!
It's not 300,000
203,500 yen
Jenga
This is...
Tetsuo Atom!
Oh!
It's not bad
It's cheaper than Jenga
It's worth it
I want it to be expensive
That's why...
It's worth it
It's a new product
I see
It's expensive
By the way, how much is it?
Another 200,000 yen
It's expensive
Next!
230,99960 yen
It's Jenga
Trampoline set!
What?
Trampoline set?
That one!
Those two!
It's 400,000 yen
The small one is 70,000 yen and the big one is 170,000 yen
It's expensive
400,000
It's already 400,000 yen
Isn't it bad?
You don't like it that much, do you?
Next!
300,000 yen!
It's Jenga
This one!
It's already 700,000 yen!
700,000 yen!
It's about...
700,000
It's over
I see
If you say the price, it's good
It's not good
700,000 yen
Wow
I should have bought a cigarette
Next!
Mr. Komamushi
390,000 yen!
And last but not least...
Jenga!
How do you decorate it?
It's a mess.
I want to fight.
Wow, but it was fun.
This is fun.
What about you, Mizutamari Bond?
It was amazing.
It was like a life competition.
The best two-way candidate was here.
Wow, let's be careful.
It's bad when it's wet.
It's really scary.
What should I do now?
Why do you divide it into two?
It's impossible.
So...
I'm going to be a teacher instead of Mizutamari Bond.
When you're drunk, you need money.
Please be careful.
I'm going to do it again next time.
Please look forward to it.
See you.